Love Laws

• When a man's wife learns to understand him, she usually stops listening to him.
• Never sleep with anyone crazier than yourself.
• The qualities that most attract a woman to a man are usually the same ones she can't stand years later.
• It is always the wrong time of month.
• Sow your wild oats on Saturday night -- Then on Sunday pray for crop failure.
• The game of love is never called off on account of darkness.
• It was not the apple on the tree but the pair on the ground that caused the trouble in the garden.
• Before you find your handsome prince, you've got to kiss a lot of frogs.
• Love is a hole in the heart.
• One good turn gets most of the blankets.
• Love is the triumph of imagination over intelligence.
• It is better to have loved and lost than never to have loved at all.
  The person who said that it is better to have loved and lost than to have never loved at all...NEVER loved and lost!
• A woman never forgets the men she could have had; a man, the women he couldn't.
• What matters is not the length of the wand, but the magic in the stick.
• It is better to be looked over than overlooked.
• Never say no.
• A man can be happy with any woman as long as he doesn't love her.
• Folks playing leapfrog must complete all jumps.
• Beauty is skin deep; ugly goes right to the bone.
• Never stand between a fire hydrant and a dog.
• A man is only a man, but a good bicycle is a ride.
• Love comes in spurts.
• The world does not revolve on an axis.
• Smile, it makes people wonder what you are thinking.
• Don't do it if you can't keep it up.
• There is no difference between a wise man and a fool when they fall in love.
• Love is the delusion that one woman differs from another."
• Nothing improves with age.
• An ex-wife/husband will always be "till death do us part".
  
• When a man wants his wife to hear, she doesn't listen.
  When that same man doesn't want his wife to hear, she's all ears.
• It's always easier to get a partner if you already have one.
• Although it may seem like that on the outside, no one is having fun being single
• If you're heart is broken, sweep up the pieces.
  There will always be someone who will want to put it back together.
  
• Love and high-school must NEVER go together.
  
• No one is as fascinating as they think
  
• If you believe a relationship can't work, but feel the need to try, it won't.
  Corollary: You will later find out that your lack of belief caused it to fail.
  
• The duration of a relationship to a person is inversely proportionate to the importance of person to you.
  
• The two thing no man can ever understand; Women and what makes all men complete damn fools over women.
  
• Love makes believers of us all.
  Translation: Love obscures common sense.
• Being taken attracts women. Being single makes them avoid you like the plague.
  
• If you go behind a girl you are heading to trouble.
  
• In the eternal battle of the sexes, women are already the winners.
  
• Celibacy is not heredity.
  
• The man shalt not win the argument he started
• The man shalt not win the argument he didn't start
• If a man won an argument, it was just in his head
• A love will tell you they love you endlessly. A true love will tell everyone else they love you endlessly despite the embarrassment factor
• When all else fails, have hope
  
• In Romance; and in Finance we play with Figures.
• A cauliflower resembles a rose, if your eyesight is not 6/6
• Before falling in love do take your backup, it always helps in recovery.
  
• The amount of members of the opposite sex you pursue is inversely proportional to pretty much everything about you, such as intelligence.
  
• If you are interested in someone, a close friend will grab their attention.
  This is especially likely if they:
  A.) Don't want the attention of said person and/or
  B.) Are already dating someone else
  
• The ABC rule:
  If A is attracted to B, and you are attracted to C, A has a better chance with B than you do with C.
  B and C are often the same person.
  
• The uglier the girl the closer she lives.
• The size of the pencil is not as important as the quality of the writing.
  Corollaries: The quality of the writing is affected by the quality of the paper.
  Regardless of how well one writes, it is difficult to write at all unless there is lead in the pencil.
  
• Marriage is the greatest leveler.
  
• If you're having difficulties choosing between potential two girls, you'll always pick the wrong one.
• If it seems perfect today, tomorrow it will end.
• If a girl tell you "let's stay friends", she won't call ever again. If you call, she won't answer.
• Love is blind. Marriage is an eye opener
  
• When it comes to love and lost, doing the right thing always hurts.
  
• Being honest with someone will always turn that person into an enemy.
• When you're girlfriend says that you have to talk the relationship is over.
• The day you decide to tell you're girlfriend you could not live without her she will leave you the next day.
• You're best friend stop being you're best friend the instant a beautiful woman walks in and you both are attracted to her.
• The more you want a women the least she will want you.
  
• When she says: "Don't buy me anything expensive" and you listen, expect to be single.
  
• Even the most beautiful woman in the world has at least one guy who is tired of her.
  
• If you marry a beautiful girl she'll turn into her mother.
  If you marry a plain girl she'll turns into her dad.
  
• The mother of the man, or the father of the woman you love will invariably hate you.
• The best men (or women) are always taken--or crazy.
• When you take your time getting ready your date will arrive 20 min. early; when you're on time they're 30 min. late.
• As soon as you break up the man (or woman) who couldn't commit TO YOU will get married.
  
• A good women/men are like parking spots, all the good ones are taken.
• Women are like boats: they require constant maintenance and attention, and they cost a lot of money.
  Men are like buses: another one will eventually come along.
  
• Good from far, far from good.
• The length of a relationship is directly related to how much you are attracted to your significant other best friend.
• Romances when common sense flies out of the window.
• Being told your the nicest guy they know is the kiss of death.
  
• Everybody is most horny when alone.
  
• Beauty is directly proportional to the number of drinks consumed.
  Corollary: Beauty is also directly related to the time remaining until last call.
• the partner you want don't want you. The ones that want you are not made for you.
  
• Any "Why" question, has no answer, and if it does, that answer is not logical.
  
• Loving someone to much may be cause for a restraining order.
• If you love a person let them go. If they don't come back they weren't worth it.
• Cute now equal annoying later.
  
• Not everything takes longer than you expect.
  
• 
  To get your significant other you need: Time. Money and Energy.
  The sum of the three is constant.
  If you are short of one of them, you need quite a lot of the remaining two.
  If you are short of two of them, you need tremendous amount of the remaining one.
  If you are short of all the three, no hope.
  Otherwise the result is always success.
  
• The love of your life will only want you back once you are in another serious relationship.
  
• Beaches law:
  If you think a girl is beautiful, her boyfriend will always be there to confirm it.
• Seduction law:
  Your seduction potential is inversely proportional to your willingness to seduce
  
• The most intelligent statements will be thought of at the most inappropriate times. (i.e. during a make out session, strike up a law of Quantum physics, thus demonstrating that you are not interested in the other person).
  
• If (s)he wants to dump you, (s)he will find a reason.
  or
  If (s)he wants to dump you, (s)he will.
• (wo)man = time + money
  time = money
  (wo)man = money²
  Money = √evil (money is root of evil)
  man = evil
  
• Albert Einstein Gravity Law
  Gravity cannot be held responsible for 2 people falling in love.
  
• The difference between love and the common cold is that for the common cold there is a vaccine.
  
• If you love her/him, s/he doesn't love you
• If you are in love, he/she isn't
• If you want love, you don't get it
• If a beautiful woman loves you, it's fake
• If you are happy together, wait till you are married
  
• It's always the quiet ones that have the two dozen corpses in their basements.
  
• love can be your best friend and/or your worst enemy
  
• Wedding cake cures nymphomania.
  
• Everyone believe in love, but wonder if it exists
  
• You may get off on a cheap hooker but you can't get off on a cheap lawyer
  
• The one thing that will almost certainly come between two friends is a girl
  
• The sexier a man is, the better the chances that he is gay
  
• Being told that someone doesn't want to date you because you're such a good friend, is like being told that you didn't get the job because you're overqualified
  
• You don't fall in love, you fall in a hole. The depth of the hole is proportionate to how oblivious you are of the fall.
  
• The best way to get over a woman.....is to get over another
  
• You always need a more patient partner no matter how patient s/he is
  
• Even when a man is listening, he's gonna get it wrong.
  
• Absence makes the heart go wander.
  
• The person you want the most will end up with the person you hate the most.
• If you get it, it will be taken away.
  
• The perfection of a person is proportional to how much you love him/her.
• The imperfection of a person is proportional to how much you hate him/her.
  
• You'll think of a great line to say to someone the moment after your chance is gone.
  

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它把我的话带给你, 你不在的那个时间, 忘记我的悲伤使你笑,
别说对不起, 你哭也不介意, 是充分地忍耐了的你
必定闭上心,放入了我
别说对不起，你笑也不介意 是充分地忍耐了的你
必定闭上心,放入了我 必定闭上心,放入了我, 放入了你

Foretold Prophecies

The future is not a definite certainty.
Yet the paths we choose will always lead you there,
and there's no straying from it.
Only from different perspective.
Sometimes our dreams can show us future.
Our hearts can warn us of the truth.
And we can prevail.
Nevertheless, you're reluctant to give up all.
You once crave.
A different ending, despite of camaraderie and comradeship.
A granted tragedy.
And you're betting on it.
If you've decide,
may the story lead you there.



"Infants!? Think they're so superior, leeches!"
"They'll be upon gratitude when these infants save their superior lives."
"Hell yeah."

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fyi: obsessive compulsive disorder or vice versa

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She looked like a slut; and dress like a slut

Sordid love triangle eh?
Break a leg, bitch

"The truth is in your eyes; they're holding on your tongue; and boiling in my blood."